{"id":99850,"date":"2019-09-08T12:31:06","date_gmt":"2019-09-08T12:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/9gag.com\/gag\/aN0no6w"},"modified":"2019-09-08T12:31:06","modified_gmt":"2019-09-08T12:31:06","slug":"teeth-the-original-asshole-design-they-are-there-for-life-they-break-so-damn-easily-you-have-to-tend-to-them-constantly-once-you-die-however-they-will-last-thousands-of-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2019\/09\/08\/teeth-the-original-asshole-design-they-are-there-for-life-they-break-so-damn-easily-you-have-to-tend-to-them-constantly-once-you-die-however-they-will-last-thousands-of-years\/","title":{"rendered":"Teeth. The original asshole design. They are there for life. They break so damn easily. You have to tend to them constantly. Once you die, however, they will last thousands of years."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/9gag.com\/gag\/aN0no6w\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/teeth-the-original-asshole-design-they-are-there-for-life-they-break-so-damn-easily-you-have-to-tend-to-them-constantly-once-you-die-however-they-will-last-thousands-of-years.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}