{"id":82892,"date":"2019-02-15T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-15T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2019\/02\/racy_shogi_game_comes_to_the_switch_eshop_in_japan"},"modified":"2019-02-15T13:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-15T13:00:00","slug":"racy-shogi-game-comes-to-the-switch-eshop-in-japan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2019\/02\/15\/racy-shogi-game-comes-to-the-switch-eshop-in-japan\/","title":{"rendered":"Racy Shogi Game Comes To The Switch eShop In Japan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"media_block\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/eea12096c6996\/large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/eea12096c6996\/small.jpg\" class=\"media_thumbnail\"><\/a><\/div>\n<figure class=\"picture strip\"><a title=\"OOS\" href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/eea12096c6996\/oos.original.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/eea12096c6996\/oos.900x.jpg\" alt=\"OOS\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<p>How do you spice up your chess game so it&#8217;ll stand out on the overcrowded eShop? If you&#8217;re Silver Star, the company behind <strong>Oshiete Onedari Shog<\/strong><strong>i<\/strong> (or <strong>Teach Me Japanese Chess Pretty Please<\/strong>, if you prefer), the answer is to add some <em>lovely ladies<\/em> in a variety of revealing costumes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kotaku.com\/porn-star-comes-to-the-nintendo-switch-1832643719\">Kotaku<\/a> reports that this Japanese Switch exclusive not only gives you a good game of chess (or, more accurately, <em>shogi<\/em>, a Japanese variant), but also includes clips of professional cosplayers and even adult film actress Airi Satou. Her IMDB page isn&#8217;t particularly impressive, but that&#8217;s probably because she specialises in a genre that has its <em>own<\/em> awards ceremony, very much apart from the upcoming Oscars. Ahem.<\/p>\n<p>The game doesn&#8217;t contain anything explicit, although it&#8217;s still rated over-17s only. If you&#8217;re embarrassed at the thought of someone walking in while you&#8217;re oggling beautiful models in various states of undress, you&#8217;re in luck! A special &#8216;Mom Showed Up Mode&#8217; flips out the bikini-clad ladies for some gruesome cartoon monsters with a quick press of the &#8216;-&#8216; button.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"picture strip\"><a title=\"Oh crikey, MUM'S COMING!...\" href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/3fcbf699126a0\/oh-crikey-mums-coming.original.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/3fcbf699126a0\/oh-crikey-mums-coming.900x.jpg\" alt=\"Oh crikey, MUM'S COMING!...\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption\">Oh crikey, MUM&#8217;S COMING!&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"picture strip\"><a title=\"&quot;Oh, hi Mum! Yep, I'm just here playing Dungeon Monster Chess 2: Retribution...&quot;\" href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/9a8c1096303cd\/oh-hi-mum-yep-im-just-here-playing-dungeon-monster-chess-2-retribution.original.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/9a8c1096303cd\/oh-hi-mum-yep-im-just-here-playing-dungeon-monster-chess-2-retribution.900x.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;Oh, hi Mum! Yep, I'm just here playing Dungeon Monster Chess 2: Retribution...&quot;\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption\">&#8220;Oh, hi Mum! Yep, I&#8217;m just here playing Dungeon Monster Chess 2: Retribution&#8230;&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The game&#8217;s trailer, which we won&#8217;t reproduce here for reasons that should be obvious, refers to Satou as &#8220;your 2.5-dimensional daughter&#8221;, which seems <em>odd<\/em>, to say the least.<\/p>\n<p>Variety is the spice of life, as they say, but while it&#8217;s great to see the eShop expanding its horizons, this reminds us of the very dull <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/switch-eshop\/pure_electric_love_what_do_you_want_-_eri_kitami_-\">Pure \/ Electric Love<\/a><\/strong> games which cropped up last year. Still, at least you get to play a spot of Shogi with this one, and not just have a one-sided phone call with an idol.<\/p>\n<p><em>Eager to learn shogi and think this will offer a mean game? Let us know your thoughts on this one&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do you spice up your chess game so it&#8217;ll stand out on the overcrowded eShop? If you&#8217;re Silver Star, the company behind Oshiete Onedari Shogi (or Teach Me Japanese Chess Pretty Please, if you prefer), the answer is to add some lovely ladies in a variety of revealing costumes. Kotaku reports that this Japanese [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nintendo-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}