{"id":126848,"date":"2022-07-29T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-29T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news.xbox.com\/en-us\/?p=185451"},"modified":"2022-07-29T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-07-29T18:00:00","slug":"goat-simulator-3-scores-a-november-release-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2022\/07\/29\/goat-simulator-3-scores-a-november-release-date\/","title":{"rendered":"Goat Simulator 3 Scores a November Release Date"},"content":{"rendered":"
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You know what would be good right about now? Goats. Unfortunately, we don\u2019t have any yet\u2026 but there\u2019s not long to wait. All of us here at Coffee Stain Publishing and Coffee Stain North are very (cautiously) excited to announce that Goat Simulator 3<\/em><\/strong><\/a> will be launching November 17 for Xbox Series X|S, the perfect time of year to snuggle up on the sofa and role play as a goat.<\/p>\n

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In case you missed it, we announced Goat Simulator 3<\/em> back in June. It\u2019s a direct sequel to 2014\u2019s Goat Simulator<\/em> and is set to be the grand return of no one\u2019s favorite female protagonist, Pilgor. The new game will be a fresh take on the old farmyard-fueled mayhem players know and love, but this time you\u2019ll be able to jump into four-person multiplayer with a whole new sandbox island to explore and destroy.<\/p>\n

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All of this is waiting for you on November 17 and you can pre-order the game today on the Xbox Store<\/a> to get access to a delightful (if slightly disturbing) piece of \u201cpre-udder\u201d gear as part of the Goat Simulator 3 Pre-Udder Edition<\/em><\/strong><\/a> or choose the Digital Downgrade Edition<\/em><\/strong><\/a> which comes with a bunch of other remastered items from the original Goat Simulator<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Pre-order your copy of Goat Simulator 3<\/a><\/em><\/strong> on Xbox Series X|S today!<\/p>\n

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Goat Simulator 3 \u2013 Pre-Order Standard Edition<\/h2>\n
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Pilgor\u2019s baaack! Order the Standard Edition early and you\u2019ll get your very own in-game Pre-udder. It\u2019s exactly what you think it is. Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one’s favourite female protagonist. That\u2019s right \u2013 we\u2019re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator! We won\u2019t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams. KEY FEATURES: \u2013 You can be a goat \u2013 Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op \u2013 No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There\u2019s a goat for everyone! \u2013 Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care. \u2013 This time we actually hired \u2018game designers\u2019 and we\u2019re told they\u2019ve added \u2018an ok amount of content\u2019; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak \u2013 They\u2019ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?) \u2013 Who said anything about a musical? \u2013 You can be Keanu Ree\u2026 (jk, wanted to check you were still reading) \u2013 But you can be a goldfish (true story) DISCLAIMER: Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do. <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Goat Simulator 3 \u2013 Pre-Order Digital Downgrade Edition<\/h2>\n
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Pilgor\u2019s baaack! Order the Digital Downgrade Edition early and you’ll get your very own in-game Pre-udder. It\u2019s exactly what you think it is. Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. The Digital Downgrade Edition includes the base game, plus unique remastered garbage from the different DLCs that came to Goat Simulator: Unique garbage:
\n\u2013 Play as Old school Pilgor
\n\u2013 Full Tank armour (MMO)
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\n\u2013 Masks of Don Pastrami, Valentino Salami, Dolph Spaghetti & Humphrey Ciabatta (Payday)
\n\u2013 Digital Soundtrack
\n\u2013 3D Printing Files:
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You know what would be good right about now? Goats. Unfortunately, we don\u2019t have any yet\u2026 but there\u2019s not long to wait. All of us here at Coffee Stain Publishing and Coffee Stain North are very (cautiously) excited to announce that Goat Simulator 3 will be launching November 17 for Xbox Series X|S, the perfect […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-xbox-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}