{"id":126450,"date":"2022-07-11T21:30:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-11T21:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/#article-134334"},"modified":"2022-07-11T21:30:00","modified_gmt":"2022-07-11T21:30:00","slug":"random-check-out-this-cursed-compilation-of-mario-characters-speaking-in-full-sentences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2022\/07\/11\/random-check-out-this-cursed-compilation-of-mario-characters-speaking-in-full-sentences\/","title":{"rendered":"Random: Check Out This &#8220;Cursed&#8221; Compilation Of Mario Characters Speaking In Full Sentences"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"media_block\"><a href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/d10d7ba8edf78\/large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/d10d7ba8edf78\/small.jpg\" class=\"media_thumbnail\"><\/a><\/div>\n<figure class=\"picture ptris\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/d10d7ba8edf78\/warioware-get-it-together-1.900x.jpg\" width=\"900\" height=\"506\" alt=\"Warioware Get It Together 1\"><\/figure>\n<p>When you think of Mario&#8217;s best quotes, there&#8217;s not much to pick from. &#8220;It&#8217;s-a-me&#8221; and &#8220;woohoo&#8221; are not the kind of things you get engraved on your gravestone. Same with Luigi, Toad, Peach, and the whole Mushroom Kingdom cohort \u2014 it&#8217;s all &#8220;wa-hoo&#8221; and &#8220;oh yeah&#8221;. Hardly Shakespearean stuff, but it gives the games <em>character<\/em>, and often their short lines are so iconic that they become memes in their own right, like Waluigi&#8217;s WAAAAAA.<\/p>\n<p>But every now and again, Charles Martinet is forced to work hard for his money, speaking in full sentences in the pseudo-Italian accents of Mario, Luigi and friends \u2014 and kind Twitter archivist @Destructo_Dan has compiled many of the most egregious examples for us to enjoy.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"object object-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p><span lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/weYnTBLiTj\">pic.twitter.com\/weYnTBLiTj<\/a><\/span>\u2014 Dee Dude (@Destructo_Dan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Destructo_Dan\/status\/1545895871568560130?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 9, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/aside>\n<aside class=\"object object-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p><span lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/IBXtslaYAb\">pic.twitter.com\/IBXtslaYAb<\/a><\/span>\u2014 Dee Dude (@Destructo_Dan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Destructo_Dan\/status\/1545896051621724160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 9, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/aside>\n<p>It&#8217;s not surprising that Peach doesn&#8217;t talk much, because her voice is so soft and light that it would probably float right out of her throat if she got too chatty.<\/p>\n<p>Wario, on the other hand, can&#8217;t seem to decide if he&#8217;s a mafioso-type Italian or a weird grungy cartoon version of Mario who can speak slightly more intelligibly:<\/p>\n<aside class=\"object object-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p><span lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6q5r0lpYaQ\">pic.twitter.com\/6q5r0lpYaQ<\/a><\/span>\u2014 Dee Dude (@Destructo_Dan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Destructo_Dan\/status\/1545896147297894405?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 9, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/aside>\n<aside class=\"object object-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p><span lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5WxsNtzVxy\">pic.twitter.com\/5WxsNtzVxy<\/a><\/span>\u2014 Dee Dude (@Destructo_Dan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Destructo_Dan\/status\/1545897377759989760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 9, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/aside>\n<p>The most cursed of all, of course, is Mario himself, partly because you can almost <em>see<\/em> Charles Martinet sitting in a voice recording booth for long, long periods of time, becoming slowly more unhinged as he tries to insert Italianisms into every single sentence:<\/p>\n<aside class=\"object object-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p><span lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Mario characters fully speaking in complete sentences is the most fucking cursed thing imaginable.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s a thread of it: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dXI9EezO0G\">pic.twitter.com\/dXI9EezO0G<\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/span>\u2014 Dee Dude (@Destructo_Dan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Destructo_Dan\/status\/1545895784524259329?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 9, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/aside>\n<p>My personal favourite, though \u2014 if it counts as full sentences \u2014 is Mario dreaming in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/nintendo-switch\/super_mario_odyssey\">Super Mario Odyssey<\/a>. He just lists off types of pasta. Because he&#8217;s Italian, obviously. Here&#8217;s a very good animated version by artist and animator Louie Zong:<\/p>\n<aside class=\"object object-youtube\">\n<figure class=\"youtube\" data-videoid=\"KUpBeX9TXG4\">[embedded content]<figcaption class=\"youtube-sub\">Subscribe to <a class=\"external\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/subscription_center?add_user=nintendolife\">Nintendo Life<\/a> on <span class=\"g-ytsubscribe\" data-channel=\"nintendolife\" data-layout=\"default\" data-count=\"default\"><a class=\"external\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/nintendolife\">YouTube<\/a><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/aside>\n<p>What is it that makes these full sentences so strange? Is it that we&#8217;re used to silent video game protagonists, or is it just the sheer ludicrosity of Mario&#8217;s Italian accent?<\/p>\n<p><em>Tell us what you-a-think inna da comments! Wahoo!!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you think of Mario&#8217;s best quotes, there&#8217;s not much to pick from. &#8220;It&#8217;s-a-me&#8221; and &#8220;woohoo&#8221; are not the kind of things you get engraved on your gravestone. Same with Luigi, Toad, Peach, and the whole Mushroom Kingdom cohort \u2014 it&#8217;s all &#8220;wa-hoo&#8221; and &#8220;oh yeah&#8221;. Hardly Shakespearean stuff, but it gives the games character, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nintendo-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}