{"id":125838,"date":"2022-06-17T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-17T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/#article-133276"},"modified":"2022-06-17T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-06-17T15:00:00","slug":"random-weve-killed-way-too-many-awoofies-in-kirby-and-the-forgotten-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2022\/06\/17\/random-weve-killed-way-too-many-awoofies-in-kirby-and-the-forgotten-land\/","title":{"rendered":"Random: We’ve Killed Way Too Many Awoofies In Kirby And The Forgotten Land"},"content":{"rendered":"
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No video game character in the world is as cute as Kirby, right? Nothing is terrifying or evil about a pink blob that can suck up or eat anything, and nothing is unsettling about the lore of the games or the enemies or anything<\/em>.<\/p>\n

But hey, at least the Awoofies are cute. These adorable little puppies are found everywhere in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. They have chubby legs, little noses, and pointy ears. They’re also incredibly fluffy \u2014 who would want to hurt them?? Well, us<\/em>, the player, apparently.<\/p>\n

The official Japanese Kirby Twitter<\/a> account has shared some pretty monstrous data that has us feeling a bit terrible about ourselves \u2014 so we want to share it with everyone to make sure you wallow in collective guilt with us!<\/p>\n

In the game’s hub, Waddle Dee Town, there’s a character known as Wise Waddle Dee who shares information that he’s collected from players all over the world. And one of those bits of detail is *gulp* how many awoofies players have killed. And the body count of these sweet little pups has reached an enormous high \u2014 one billion.<\/p>\n

Here’s a very rough machine translation of what Kirby_JP’s tweet says:<\/p>\n

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Hello everyone! This is Waddle Dee.
This time I will deliver worldwide information!
The number of Awoofies Kirby has slaughtered has exceeded 1 billion in the world!
But it’s a tremendous number … As expected, Kirby!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n