{"id":125681,"date":"2022-06-13T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-13T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news.xbox.com\/en-us\/?p=167350"},"modified":"2022-06-13T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-06-13T21:00:00","slug":"welcome-to-backfirewall_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2022\/06\/13\/welcome-to-backfirewall_\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Backfirewall_"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hello and welcome to my amazing system! I\u2019m OS9, the operating system here, and Backfirewall_ <\/em>is a first-person tragicomic adventure set inside a smartphone. You are the update assistant. I\u2019ll grant you cheat-codes to help you solve wacky puzzles and proceed with the story.<\/p>\n

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Just remember that your job is not <\/em>to update, no, it\u2019s not going to happen. You see, I\u2019m not going to be deleted by some pretentious, modern code whose only upper hand is being more user-friendly. My fate is in your hands, so make sure you\u2019ll succeed!<\/p>\n

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And yes, I\u2019m obviously better suited to be the operating system. There may be some teeny tiny amount of bugs involved, but just check out my features:<\/p>\n

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  • Solve clever puzzles\u2014hunt down bugs, collect errors, and delete data with special commands.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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    • Use cheat-codes to manipulate the environment\u2014execute commands essential for solving puzzles and progressing forward.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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      • Explore a smartphone setting\u2014discover weird and wonderful areas inside a smartphone.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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        • Meet fun and abstract characters\u2014the insecure Social Media F, the sassy Photos, or the neglected Health. They\u2019re all irreplaceable pieces of software!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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          • Gather numerous collectibles\u2014pick up emails to learn more about the story of the smartphone User.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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            • Enjoy unproductive and useless humor\u2014it\u2019s meta satirical with a pinch of breaking the fourth wall.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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              Now you see why you should help me with this. All of this is coming to Xbox One and Xbox Series X|S this year! Isn\u2019t that exciting news? I\u2019ll see you later in the system!<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

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