{"id":125246,"date":"2022-05-29T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-29T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/#article-131867"},"modified":"2022-05-29T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-05-29T17:00:00","slug":"soapbox-help-i-cant-stop-buying-japanese-games-i-dont-understand-and-will-never-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2022\/05\/29\/soapbox-help-i-cant-stop-buying-japanese-games-i-dont-understand-and-will-never-play\/","title":{"rendered":"Soapbox: Help, I Can&#8217;t Stop Buying Japanese Games I Don&#8217;t Understand And Will Never Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"media_block\"><a href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/fdbb952b06189\/large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/fdbb952b06189\/small.jpg\" class=\"media_thumbnail\"><\/a><\/div>\n<figure class=\"picture ptris\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCA5MDAgNjc1Ij48L3N2Zz4=\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/8e504d2a6ddfa\/morita-shogi-64.900x.jpg\" alt=\"Morita Shogi 64\"><figcaption class=\"caption\"><em class=\"credit\">Image: Nintendo Life \/ Gavin Lane<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em><em><em>Soapbox features enable our individual writers and contributors to voice their opinions on hot topics and random stuff they&#8217;ve got on their minds.<\/em><\/em> Today, Gavin ponders why he&#8217;s spending time and money importing Nintendo curios from the East that he&#8217;s not even sure he&#8217;ll play&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>It all started with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/n64\/morita_shogi_64\">Morita Shogi 64<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re not familiar, that&#8217;s a shogi game (Japanese chess, if you like) for Nintendo 64 developed by SETA. Naturally, it never saw release in the West, what with it being a sequel to a Japan-only launch game and showcasing a Japanese chess variant. That&#8217;s no slight on the fine game of shogi, just an acknowledgement that if you&#8217;re going to release a chess-like game on the intentional market, best for your bottom line to make it plain old chess.<\/p>\n<p>Morita Shogi 64 came on a unique style of N64 cartridge (or &#8216;Cassette&#8217; as they were known in Japan \u2014 I always liked that). A bulging protrusion on its rear side allows for a little internet cable slot on top. Yes, if you hooked up your game to a phone line, you could play shogi <em>online<\/em> on your Nintendo 64 back in the late &#8217;90s.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"gallery\">\n<div class=\"col\"><a title=\"Morita Shogi 64 Front\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/33f60295e7ad2\/morita-shogi-64-front.large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCA0NTAgMzM4Ij48L3N2Zz4=\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/33f60295e7ad2\/morita-shogi-64-front.450x.jpg\" alt=\"Morita Shogi 64 Front\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"col\"><a title=\"Morita Shogi 64 Back\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/caac61a7e86db\/morita-shogi-64-back.large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCA0NTAgMzM4Ij48L3N2Zz4=\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/caac61a7e86db\/morita-shogi-64-back.450x.jpg\" alt=\"Morita Shogi 64 Back\"><\/a><\/div><figcaption class=\"caption\"><em class=\"credit\">Images: Nintendo Life \/ Gavin Lane<\/em><\/figcaption><\/aside>\n<p>As you can see, it&#8217;s pretty neat. And being &#8216;pretty neat&#8217; is all it takes to get someone like me to dive onto eBay and start hitting &#8216;Watch&#8217; on lots of things \u2014 that&#8217;s where the trouble starts.<\/p>\n<p>As many of you will have no doubt experienced, all it takes is an innocent tap of the &#8216;Add to Watchlist&#8217; button and nine times out of ten you&#8217;ll soon receive an offer with a modest discount \u2014 typically 5-10%. It&#8217;s not much, but if the item is already reasonably priced, it&#8217;s a surprisingly tempting tactic to get you to pull the trigger on something you <em>really don&#8217;t need<\/em> but which is, yes, pretty darn neat. 10-20 days later (typically), the best type of package arrives at your place of residence \u2014 a parcel from Japan.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"picture ptris right\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAzMDAgMjI1Ij48L3N2Zz4=\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/99783ad08b666\/no-resale.300x.jpg\" alt=\"NO RESALE\"><figcaption class=\"caption\">What a crim <em class=\"credit\">(Image: Nintendo Life \/ Gavin Lane)<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve never bought an item from a Japanese seller, it&#8217;s no exaggeration to say that the care and attention lavished on even the smallest parcel is, generally speaking, a cut above sellers based elsewhere. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;ve received beautifully wrapped, properly protected items from other countries \u2014 and I&#8217;m certain it doesn&#8217;t apply to all Japanese sellers \u2014 but I&#8217;ve yet to receive anything that hasn&#8217;t arrived in perfect condition, neatly and precisely packed.<\/p>\n<p>And that beautiful Japanese customs label makes the whole thing feel luxuriously exotic, too; <em>forbidden<\/em>, even. These mysterious video game jewels were never intended for the lowly, sweaty-handed likes of me! That &#8216;Not For Resale&#8217; stamp on every Japanese Nintendo game I own is proof positive that this particular item shouldn&#8217;t be in my possession. <em>What can be more tempting than that?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So, I carefully sliced open the parcel, peeled off layers of expertly-taped bubblewrap, and finally held my illicit prize aloft. Yes! I now possessed Morita Shogi 64.<\/p>\n<p>And on my shelf it went. I <em>think<\/em> I fired it up once just to check it worked, but I honestly don&#8217;t remember. I was probably willing to trust that it was in full working order. The terrible truth is that it really doesn&#8217;t matter.<\/p>\n<p>Most game purchases I make will definitely get played. The NTSC version of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/n64\/wave_race_64\">Wave Race 64<\/a> was a real education in PAL slowdown that just had to be sampled, and I fully intend to enjoy every last one of the JP Game Boy games I&#8217;ve acquired when I get an afternoon to myself. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/n64\/sin_and_punishment\">Sin &amp; Punishment<\/a> was an even more essential pick-up \u2014 a seminal Treasure rail shooter that never released in the West. Well, except on Virtual Console on Wii. And Wii U. And on Nintendo Switch Online a few months after I shelled out for the NTSC cart. Hey, <em>that box art though, amirite?<\/em><\/p>\n<aside class=\"gallery\">\n<div class=\"col\"><a title=\"All of these have been (or will be) played, don't worry\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/60e1989bdfb51\/all-of-these-have-been-or-will-be-played-dont-worry.large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAyOTIgMjQ1Ij48L3N2Zz4=\" width=\"292\" height=\"245\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/60e1989bdfb51\/all-of-these-have-been-or-will-be-played-dont-worry.292x245.jpg\" alt=\"All of these have been (or will be) played, don't worry\"><\/a><a title=\"All of these have been (or will be) played, don't worry\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/f8079cc506bec\/all-of-these-have-been-or-will-be-played-dont-worry.large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAyOTIgMjQ1Ij48L3N2Zz4=\" width=\"292\" height=\"245\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/f8079cc506bec\/all-of-these-have-been-or-will-be-played-dont-worry.292x245.jpg\" alt=\"All of these have been (or will be) played, don't worry\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"col\"><a title=\"All of these have been (or will be) played, don't worry\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/2e56031a1a2e4\/all-of-these-have-been-or-will-be-played-dont-worry.large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCA2MDMgNDk1Ij48L3N2Zz4=\" width=\"603\" height=\"495\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/2e56031a1a2e4\/all-of-these-have-been-or-will-be-played-dont-worry.603x495.jpg\" alt=\"All of these have been (or will be) played, don't worry\"><\/a><\/div><figcaption class=\"caption\">All of these have been (or will be) played, don&#8217;t worry <em class=\"credit\">(Images: Nintendo Life \/ Gavin Lane)<\/em><\/figcaption><\/aside>\n<p>My latest import arrived recently. Following on from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2022\/05\/video-join-us-as-we-celebrate-the-mother-we-share-our-earthbound-story\">Zion&#8217;s amazing EarthBound video<\/a> and the accompanying <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/tags\/mothers-day\">&#8216;Mother&#8217;s Day&#8217; articles<\/a> Team NL assembled in early May, I decided to finally pick up the N64 &#8216;Definitive Edition&#8217; of Mother creator Shigesato Itoi&#8217;s fishing game, <strong>Itoi Shigesato no Bass Tsuri No. 1<\/strong>. What can I say \u2014 I liked the look of the yellow cover, and the idea of Itoi-san teaching me to fish appeals.<\/p>\n<p>Fishing (the real-life variety) is something that started appealing to me over the last few years. I suddenly realised that the idea \u2014 for most fisherpeople \u2014 <em>isn&#8217;t<\/em> to head out onto the water and &#8216;hunt&#8217; a lunker while wearing a funny hat, but rather to sit in the sunshine, breathe in great lungfuls of fresh air, enjoy the sound and motion of the lapping water, and tap your foot on a cooler of glistening, ice-cold tinnies. Fishing, as I see it, is an excuse to get away from it all in the great outdoors; bagging some dinner at the same time is an optional bonus.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"gallery\">\n<div class=\"col\"><a title=\"Itoi's Bass Fishing\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/fdbb952b06189\/itois-bass-fishing.large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCA0NDUgMzM0Ij48L3N2Zz4=\" width=\"445\" height=\"334\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/fdbb952b06189\/itois-bass-fishing.445x.jpg\" alt=\"Itoi's Bass Fishing\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"col\"><a title=\"Itoi's Bass Fishing Back\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/02291f29c360b\/itois-bass-fishing-back.large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCA0NTAgMzM4Ij48L3N2Zz4=\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/02291f29c360b\/itois-bass-fishing-back.450x.jpg\" alt=\"Itoi's Bass Fishing Back\"><\/a><\/div><figcaption class=\"caption\"><em class=\"credit\">Images: Nintendo Life \/ Gavin Lane<\/em><\/figcaption><\/aside>\n<p>The very small amount I know about fish and fishing, however, comes from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/n64\/legend_of_zelda_ocarina_of_time\">Ocarina of Time<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/ds\/animal_crossing_wild_world\">Animal Crossing<\/a>. With this in mind, I thought perhaps the genial Itoi-san could introduce me to the basics before I go to the considerable trouble and expense of procuring waders and rods and all that game, all in the hope of enjoying a quiet beer on a lake. Nobody enjoys putting their fingers in slimy worm buckets, surely?<\/p>\n<p>The plan, then, was to fire up the game alongside the Google Translate camera app \u2014 which still remains for me a wondrous piece of Star Trek future magic \u2014 and see if I&#8217;ve got what it takes to best the (digital) bass. But if I\u2019m honest with myself, will this ever actually happen? Well, I would have to dig out and set up my Japanese N64, and ideally, I would want to do it through a CRT so lag doesn&#8217;t hamper the development of my angling skills. So I need to get one of those flashy PVM monitors, which could take a while.<\/p>\n<p>As the guardian of two small humans, I\u2019m not blessed with an abundance of free time anyway. In fact, it&#8217;s far more likely that Itoi Shigesato no Bass Tsuri No. 1. and its poppin&#8217; yellow cover will only ever be enjoyed on the shelf. Which it will! But buying games with little or no intention of actually playing them? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2021\/01\/talking_point_are_you_a_player_or_collector\">I&#8217;ve been there before<\/a>, although at least I could read the text in those games if I ever get to fire them up.<\/p>\n<p>As if that wasn&#8217;t enough, I researched the fishing game some more and chanced upon a certain peripheral produced by ASCII <em>specifically<\/em> for Itoi&#8217;s N64 angler. Of course, I took one look and before you know it the Watch button had been hit and the offer came through&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"picture ptris\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCA5MDAgNjc1Ij48L3N2Zz4=\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/4126946b0a813\/ascii-n64-fishing-rod.900x.jpg\" alt=\"ASCII N64 Fishing Rod\"><figcaption class=\"caption\"><em>Oh neu<\/em> <em class=\"credit\">(Image: Nintendo Life \/ Gavin Lane)<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It&#8217;s not too late for me to come back from the edge of this particular abyss. My Japanese Nintendo collection is still comparatively slight \u2014 just a handful of exclusives really! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/gba\/mother_3\">Mother 3<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/wii\/captain_rainbow\">Captain Rainbow<\/a>, one of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/n64\/custom_robo_v2\">Custom Robos<\/a>, the JP version of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/wii\/metroid_other_m\">Metroid: Other M<\/a> with the awesome box art, a couple of Famicom Disk System games, a few others. It&#8217;s tasteful! I haven&#8217;t spiralled into acquiring the entire 64-bit mahjong catalogue just yet.<\/p>\n<p>Appealing to my Nintendo Life colleagues in hope that they&#8217;ll talk me down is about as helpful as you&#8217;d expect. The aforementioned Zion was as psyched as I was about ASCII&#8217;s Itoi fishing rod. And let&#8217;s not even talk about Mr McFerran&#8217;s collection, often showcased on his <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamienMcFerran\">enviable Twitter feed<\/a>. One look at the retro collection housed at Nintendo Life HQ is enough to make any red-blooded retro gamer weep. Weep, and then crack open the eBay app and scroll yourself to sleep in the wee small hours.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/gameboy\/x\">X<\/a> is the latest thing I&#8217;m eyeing \u2014 once again, primarily because I like the look of the box. Actually, that&#8217;s not quite correct. X is a thoroughly noteworthy first-party Game Boy release from Argonaut which did incredible things on a system that shouldn&#8217;t have been able to handle it. I picked up the DSi sequel recently on the soon-to-be-shuttered DSi store, so there&#8217;s a gap to be filled in my collection, right? &#8220;Worth owning for its historical value alone,&#8221; a colleague reassures me. Yes. As a Nintendo fan, it&#8217;s surely my solemn duty to have this on the shelf. <em>*Adds to Watchlist*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Play it<\/em>, you ask? Well of course I could. But it looks awful pretty just on the shelf.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><em>Feel free to share your more exotic and\/or inexplicable game and peripheral purchases from other territories with a comment below. No judgements \u2014 we\u2019re all friends here.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Image: Nintendo Life \/ Gavin Lane Soapbox features enable our individual writers and contributors to voice their opinions on hot topics and random stuff they&#8217;ve got on their minds. 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