{"id":121057,"date":"2020-11-20T11:40:53","date_gmt":"2020-11-20T11:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pockettactics.com\/?p=8742"},"modified":"2020-11-20T11:40:53","modified_gmt":"2020-11-20T11:40:53","slug":"what-the-golfs-snowtime-update-brings-a-white-and-weird-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2020\/11\/20\/what-the-golfs-snowtime-update-brings-a-white-and-weird-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"What the Golf\u2019s Snowtime update brings a white \u2013 and weird \u2013 Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/what-the-golfs-snowtime-update-brings-a-white-and-weird-christmas.jpg\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"intro_text\">For anyone who hasn\u2019t played <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pockettactics.com\/what-the-golf\" rel=\"noopener\">What the Golf<\/a>, it\u2019s a parody golf game which gives the words \u201ccrazy golf\u201d a whole new meaning. Each level presents a course with club, ball, and hole \u2013 like any golf game \u2013 but after that, who knows what will happen?<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps your ball has a mind of its own (literally) or your club turns into a sheep. There is seriously no way to predict what each level will bring, and it\u2019s your job to figure out how to get the ball (or sheep, or tree) into the hole (or mountain, or car). If you\u2019re beginning to think that you\u2019ve figured out the meta vibes of What the Golf: you\u2019d be dead wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Every update for the game has brought new, inventive levels and nothing feels old. The developers have a seemingly bottomless brain-pit filled with physics-based puzzles and quirky alternatives for golf clubs. And the Snowtime update, which went live on the App Store and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pockettactics.com\/apple-arcade\" rel=\"noopener\">Apple Arcade<\/a> yesterday, looks to be more of the same.<\/p>\n<p>For What the Golf\u2019s non-denominational winter celebration, the developers have recruited frozen peas, frozen pizzas, and a frozen landscape for Snowtime fun \u2013 after all, there\u2019s Snowtime like the present, right?<\/p>\n<div class=\"responsive-container\">[youtube https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9UaWxylfEMk?modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;feature=oembed]<\/div>\n<p>There will also be some snowman-related challenges, perfect in case we don\u2019t get an actual White Christmas (which seems unlikely, given we literally never do). Here\u2019s everything included in the Snowtime update (if you can decipher it):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Fetch the pizza quest<\/li>\n<li>Yes now with snow<\/li>\n<li>Pizzas<\/li>\n<li>Extra COOL levels<\/li>\n<li>Frozen peas, pizzas, and popsicles<\/li>\n<li>A moose \u2013 NOT frozen!<\/li>\n<li>A snowman trying to keep a snow profile<\/li>\n<li>Did we mention pizza?<\/li>\n<li>Even more chilly physics!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As well as a penchant for puns and pizza, the Snowtime update is sure to bring more inventive levels, dubious humour, and exciting changes to everyone\u2019s favourite parody golf game.<\/p>\n<p>If you like the sound of What the Golf, make sure to also check out the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pockettactics.com\/best-mobile-puzzle-games\" rel=\"noopener\">best mobile puzzle games<\/a>. They might not carry the same irreverent humour, but definitely offer a great challenge. Alternatively, check out our roundup of all the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pockettactics.com\/apple-arcade-games\" rel=\"noopener\">Apple Arcade games<\/a> to make sure you get the most bang for your buck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For anyone who hasn\u2019t played What the Golf, it\u2019s a parody golf game which gives the words \u201ccrazy golf\u201d a whole new meaning. Each level presents a course with club, ball, and hole \u2013 like any golf game \u2013 but after that, who knows what will happen? 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