{"id":119371,"date":"2020-10-15T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-15T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2020\/10\/hardware_review_game_gear_micro_-_go_home_sega_youre_drunk"},"modified":"2020-10-15T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-10-15T12:00:00","slug":"hardware-review-game-gear-micro-go-home-sega-youre-drunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2020\/10\/15\/hardware-review-game-gear-micro-go-home-sega-youre-drunk\/","title":{"rendered":"Hardware Review: Game Gear Micro &#8211; Go Home Sega, You&#8217;re Drunk"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"media_block\"><a href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/df02cb1429cc6\/large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/df02cb1429cc6\/small.jpg\" class=\"media_thumbnail\"><\/a><\/div>\n<figure class=\"picture strip\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a title=\"Game Gear Micro\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/df02cb1429cc6\/game-gear-micro.original.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/df02cb1429cc6\/game-gear-micro.900x.jpg\" width=\"900\" height=\"507\" alt=\"Game Gear Micro\"><\/a><span class=\"image-credit\" title=\"Image Credit\">\u00a9 Nintendo Life<\/span><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p>It&#8217;s fair to say that Nintendo&#8217;s erstwhile rival Sega shocked everyone when it announced that it was creating a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2020\/06\/sega_celebrates_its_60th_anniversary_with_a_micro_version_of_the_game_gear\">teeny, tiny version of its Game Gear handheld to celebrate its 60th birthday<\/a>. Actually, we should back up a little there; the fact that the company was choosing to refresh a classic system wasn&#8217;t surprising in itself \u2013 after all, we&#8217;ve had the NES Classic Edition, PC Engine Mini and Mega Drive Mini over the past few years \u2013 but it was more the <em>manner<\/em> in which Sega was resurrecting the console that dropped jaws.<\/p>\n<p>The \u00a54,980 \/ $50 \/ \u20ac50 Game Gear Micro <em>really<\/em> does live up its name \u2013 it&#8217;s even smaller than the almost unacceptably dinky <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2020\/09\/feature_all_hail_the_game_boy_micro_the_sexiest_and_most_impractical_game_boy_ever\">Game Boy Micro<\/a> and the screen is around the size of a postage stamp \u2013 and it&#8217;s available in five colour options which each come with their own selection of games. So, to experience the entire range, you&#8217;ve got to stump up the cash for <em>all five<\/em>. Crazy enough for you yet? How about the fact that the Game Gear Micro is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2020\/10\/segas_next_micro-console_could_be_the_dreamcast_mini_but_dont_expect_it_soon\">totally exclusive to Japan?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, before we dive too deeply into Sega&#8217;s seemingly deranged business practices, it&#8217;s worth noting that the Game Gear Micro is, on face value, a lovely little product that is clearly aimed at a Japanese audience which <em>loves<\/em> tiny collectable trinkets. The packaging \u2013 which is smaller than a Game Boy Advance box, for reference \u2013 is utterly adorable and the unit itself feels solid enough. Even the minuscule 1.1-inch LCD display is better than we were expecting; it&#8217;s pin-sharp and colourful, although staring at it for any length of time is likely to give most people an absolutely blinding headache.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"gallery\">\n<div class=\"col\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a title=\"Game Gear Micro\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/addcbeef95544\/game-gear-micro.original.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' viewBox='0 0 445 245'%3E%3C\/svg%3E\" width=\"445\" height=\"245\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/addcbeef95544\/game-gear-micro.445x245.jpg\" alt=\"Game Gear Micro\"><\/a><span class=\"image-credit\" title=\"Image Credit\">\u00a9 Nintendo Life<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"img\"><a title=\"Game Gear Micro\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/883fc0ac114e4\/game-gear-micro.original.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' viewBox='0 0 445 245'%3E%3C\/svg%3E\" width=\"445\" height=\"245\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/883fc0ac114e4\/game-gear-micro.445x245.jpg\" alt=\"Game Gear Micro\"><\/a><span class=\"image-credit\" title=\"Image Credit\">\u00a9 Nintendo Life<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"col\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a title=\"Game Gear Micro\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/af432c072c4f3\/game-gear-micro.original.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' viewBox='0 0 445 245'%3E%3C\/svg%3E\" width=\"445\" height=\"245\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/af432c072c4f3\/game-gear-micro.445x245.jpg\" alt=\"Game Gear Micro\"><\/a><span class=\"image-credit\" title=\"Image Credit\">\u00a9 Nintendo Life<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"img\"><a title=\"Game Gear Micro\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/bc7910e1ddf82\/game-gear-micro.original.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' viewBox='0 0 445 245'%3E%3C\/svg%3E\" width=\"445\" height=\"245\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/bc7910e1ddf82\/game-gear-micro.445x245.jpg\" alt=\"Game Gear Micro\"><\/a><span class=\"image-credit\" title=\"Image Credit\">\u00a9 Nintendo Life<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>There&#8217;s no internal rechargeable battery, so you&#8217;ll either need two AAA batteries or a Micro-USB cable to play it, but there <em>is<\/em> a 3.5mm headphone jack on the top, as well as a volume dial. Not that you&#8217;re likely to actually play this thing all that much; sure, the buttons and D-Pad are enlarged (at least in terms of scale) and they&#8217;re reasonably responsive, but that&#8217;s about it. This is not a comfortable piece of hardware to use for prolonged periods of time, even if you do somehow decide that the display is acceptable (perhaps by using the optional &#8216;Big Window&#8217; screen magnifier).<\/p>\n<p><em>And don&#8217;t get us started on the game selection.<\/em> Splitting the available titles across all five units is understandable when you take into account that this is very much a collectable item and the Japanese sure do love hoovering up collectables, but it&#8217;s also a really, <em>really<\/em> dumb move. Sega could easily have included all of the available games on each unit (and then some); the way things are, if you want to experience the best titles on offer here, you&#8217;ve really got to stump up the cash for every single unit, which could cost you anything up to $400 when you consider that the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2020\/09\/m2_is_bringing_aleste_collection_to_switch_and_making_a_special_game_gear_micro\">Aleste-focused system<\/a> is A) more expensive than the others and B) has sold out everywhere and is now changing hands for <em>way<\/em> more than its RRP.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, an effort has been made to add at least a little value \u2013 for example, the red unit we got also comes with &#8216;easy&#8217; versions of two of its games, <strong>Megami Tensei Gaiden: Last Bible<\/strong> and <strong>Megami Tensei Gaiden: Last Bible Special<\/strong> \u2013 but four games per variant really isn&#8217;t anywhere near enough when you consider the asking price.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"gallery\">\n<div class=\"col\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a title=\"Game Gear Micro\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/7ae45c8990949\/game-gear-micro.original.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' viewBox='0 0 445 245'%3E%3C\/svg%3E\" width=\"445\" height=\"245\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/7ae45c8990949\/game-gear-micro.445x245.jpg\" alt=\"Game Gear Micro\"><\/a><span class=\"image-credit\" title=\"Image Credit\">\u00a9 Nintendo Life<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"img\"><a title=\"Game Gear Micro\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/d0f2b806ff2a9\/game-gear-micro.original.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' viewBox='0 0 445 245'%3E%3C\/svg%3E\" width=\"445\" height=\"245\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/d0f2b806ff2a9\/game-gear-micro.445x245.jpg\" alt=\"Game Gear Micro\"><\/a><span class=\"image-credit\" title=\"Image Credit\">\u00a9 Nintendo Life<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"col\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a title=\"Game Gear Micro\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/257e5e271d232\/game-gear-micro.original.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' viewBox='0 0 445 245'%3E%3C\/svg%3E\" width=\"445\" height=\"245\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/257e5e271d232\/game-gear-micro.445x245.jpg\" alt=\"Game Gear Micro\"><\/a><span class=\"image-credit\" title=\"Image Credit\">\u00a9 Nintendo Life<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"img\"><a title=\"Game Gear Micro\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/bd2720f83fc68\/game-gear-micro.original.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' viewBox='0 0 445 245'%3E%3C\/svg%3E\" width=\"445\" height=\"245\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/bd2720f83fc68\/game-gear-micro.445x245.jpg\" alt=\"Game Gear Micro\"><\/a><span class=\"image-credit\" title=\"Image Credit\">\u00a9 Nintendo Life<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>For example, <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/gamegear\/sonic_the_hedgehog\">Sonic<\/a><\/strong>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/gamegear\/shinobi\"><strong>Shinobi GG<\/strong><\/a>, <strong>Gunstar Heroes<\/strong> and <strong>GG Aleste II<\/strong> \u2013 four of the best Game Gear titles known to mankind \u2013 are all on different variants of the Game Gear Micro, so if you&#8217;re after any of those, you&#8217;re almost certainly going to have to buy a unit which <em>also<\/em> features at least one game you&#8217;re either totally uninterested in or can&#8217;t play because it&#8217;s all in Japanese. We should perhaps be thankful that Sega included four games on each, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2020\/06\/segas_game_gear_micro_was_originally_going_to_be_even_more_stingy\">as there were plans for it to be even less.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Had Sega opted to release each colour variant with 40 of the best Game Gear titles, then we&#8217;d be able to cautiously recommend this odd piece of hardware, despite its Lilliputian proportions. An even better outcome would have been to release a new Game Gear that&#8217;s only <em>slightly<\/em> smaller than the bulky original model (say, the size of the original Game Boy Advance) and pre-load that with titles as well as the ability to run original cartridges. Given that Nintendo hasn&#8217;t pounced on the idea of a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2019\/10\/who_needs_a_game_boy_classic_edition_when_youve_got_the_analogue_pocket\">Game Boy Classic Edition<\/a> as yet, it would have been the <em>perfect<\/em> opportunity for Sega to steal a march on its former adversary and produce a portable that truly celebrates one of its most iconic pieces of hardware \u2013 and just in time for the lucrative Christmas season, too.<\/p>\n<p><em>But alas, we&#8217;re dreaming now.<\/em> What we have instead is an impractical trinket that will look amazing on our shelf but does a pretty dismal job of highlighting Sega&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2020\/06\/hardware_classics_sega_game_gear_-_the_system_which_spawned_the_game_gear_micro\">amazing handheld legacy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"picture strip\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a title=\"Game Gear Micro\" href=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/1f092dbd6e2c7\/game-gear-micro.original.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg' viewBox='0 0 900 507'%3E%3C\/svg%3E\" width=\"900\" height=\"507\" data-original=\"https:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/1f092dbd6e2c7\/game-gear-micro.900x.jpg\" alt=\"Game Gear Micro\"><\/a><span class=\"image-credit\" title=\"Image Credit\">\u00a9 Nintendo Life<\/span><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<hr>\n<p><em>Thanks to Richard from <a class=\"external\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gameboyshack.co.uk\/\">Game Boy Shack<\/a> for kindly loaning us his boxed Game Gear for use in this feature.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a9 Nintendo Life It&#8217;s fair to say that Nintendo&#8217;s erstwhile rival Sega shocked everyone when it announced that it was creating a teeny, tiny version of its Game Gear handheld to celebrate its 60th birthday. Actually, we should back up a little there; the fact that the company was choosing to refresh a classic system [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nintendo-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}