{"id":103765,"date":"2019-11-15T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-15T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/reviews\/nintendo-switch\/hello_kitty_kruisers"},"modified":"2019-11-15T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-11-15T14:00:00","slug":"review-hello-kitty-kruisers-if-your-age-is-in-the-double-digits-this-is-best-avoided","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2019\/11\/15\/review-hello-kitty-kruisers-if-your-age-is-in-the-double-digits-this-is-best-avoided\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Hello Kitty Kruisers &#8211; If Your Age Is In The Double Digits, This Is Best Avoided"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"media_block\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/fe337b7b46a75\/large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/fe337b7b46a75\/small.jpg\" class=\"media_thumbnail\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div id>\n<aside class=\"picture embed\"><a title=\"Hello Kitty Kruisers Review - Screenshot 1 of 4\" href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/screenshots\/101130\/large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/screenshots\/101130\/900x.jpg\" alt=\"Hello Kitty Kruisers Review - Screenshot 1 of 4\"><\/a><\/aside>\n<p>It\u2019s odd what passes for rare these days. Take <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/nintendo-switch\/hello_kitty_kruisers\">Hello KItty Kruisers<\/a><\/strong>, for example; released physically on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/wiiu\/hello_kitty_kruisers\">Wii U<\/a> in limited numbers, it can be bought on the Wii U eShop for a mere ten bucks and yet the boxed version regularly sells to collectors for upwards of $60 online.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, the game has now meandered over to the Switch eShop too, so you can now easily buy it here if you\u2019re craving your fix of Sanrio-themed racing goodness. Not that you <em>should<\/em> be, when you consider that what we have here is actually a fairly rubbish game.<\/p>\n<p>Hello Kitty Kruisers with Sanrio Friends (to give it its formal weekend name) is a kart racing game, because of the unwritten law that decrees that all licensed characters from Mario to M&amp;Ms have to get behind the wheel at some point in their lives. There are 10 Sanrio characters to choose from here, ranging from Hello Kitty herself to the likes of Keroppi, Badtz-Maru, Tuxedosam and Hangyodon.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"picture embed\"><a title=\"Hello Kitty Kruisers Review - Screenshot 2 of 4\" href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/screenshots\/101128\/large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/screenshots\/101128\/900x.jpg\" alt=\"Hello Kitty Kruisers Review - Screenshot 2 of 4\"><\/a><\/aside>\n<p>If you\u2019ve heard of all those characters before you may already have one hand on your wallet, but cool your jets: <em>it\u2019s all downhill from here<\/em>. The fact that you even have a wallet in the first place means you\u2019re probably older than this game\u2019s target audience, but we\u2019ll get to that in a second.<\/p>\n<p>A karting game would be nothing without vehicles (unless it\u2019s <strong>Sonic R<\/strong>), and there are a decent selection here. The game actually takes place on land, air and sea, so you\u2019re actually given a variety of cars, planes and boats to choose from. Each category consists of ten different vehicles, and although many of them are similar in design, their garish colours are varied enough that they do still feel like distinct choices \u2013 even if we couldn\u2019t really notice a difference in performance between any of them.<\/p>\n<p>The game\u2019s structure is standard: you\u2019ve got 16 different tracks in total, split into four cups consisting of four tracks each. Although that seems like a reasonable number, it\u2019s worth bearing in mind that many of these tracks are based on the same locations and simply modified for cars, boats or planes. For example, four of these tracks are based on the same Town Centre environment. In total, then, there are only five different locations, each with multiple track or vehicle variations.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"picture embed\"><a title=\"Hello Kitty Kruisers Review - Screenshot 3 of 4\" href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/screenshots\/101133\/large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/screenshots\/101133\/900x.jpg\" alt=\"Hello Kitty Kruisers Review - Screenshot 3 of 4\"><\/a><\/aside>\n<p>As well as the normal racing there\u2019s also an Adventure mode, which consists of 20 different missions. Again, that number seems more impressive than it actually is, because it\u2019s really just four different tasks split across the five environments: collecting a set number of cupcakes, collecting a set number of apples, going through a series of gates or finishing a lap within a certain time limit. You\u2019re looking at around 45 minutes to complete this mode (which is needed to unlock some of the vehicles).<\/p>\n<p>As is always the case with karting games, then, it all comes down to how it handles on the track, and this is where things go down a gear. The handling is functional enough, but the power sliding feels a little off. You hold down a shoulder button to drift, and when you let go the kart will immediately zip off in that direction; in principle this is a perfectly fine way of doing things, but the problem is that the camera doesn&#8217;t turn along with you \u2013 as your character drifts you continue looking straight ahead the same way you were looking before.<\/p>\n<p>Worse, though, is the game&#8217;s speed. This is one of the slowest racing games we\u2019ve ever played. Whether you\u2019re in car, boat or plane, your top speed is about in line with that of a turtle crawling through quicksand, and the few moments of relief you get driving over speed boosts are nowhere near enough to make up for the painfully mundane pace you usually have to suffer.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"picture embed\"><a title=\"Hello Kitty Kruisers Review - Screenshot 4 of 4\" href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/screenshots\/101132\/large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/screenshots\/101132\/900x.jpg\" alt=\"Hello Kitty Kruisers Review - Screenshot 4 of 4\"><\/a><\/aside>\n<p>This would be all well and good had this just been the initial speed setting, almost like a 50cc equivalent in <strong>Mario Kart<\/strong>. The reality, however, is that there are no speed or difficulty settings in Hello Kitty Kruisers: what you get is what you get. And given that a large portion of the audience for this game will (understandably) be young children, that means anyone with a modicum of racing game experience is forced to play at a difficulty level that caters primarily to 7-year-olds.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is that Hello Kitty is a brand that\u2019s been popular for decades. In 1990s America in particular, Hello Kitty was massive, with the likes of Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey and Tyra Banks endorsing Sanrio merchandise. There are a large number of Hello Kitty fans who aren\u2019t young children, and the needs of these fans simply won\u2019t be met here. Unless you\u2019re happy to play a game that moves at a snail\u2019s pace and can be 100% completed in around two hours, this is going to feel severely lacking.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s be clear, though: if you have very young children then this is a perfectly suitable choice for their first-ever kart game. It may not have the handling or acceleration assists that <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/nintendo-switch\/mario_kart_8_deluxe\">Mario Kart 8 Deluxe<\/a><\/strong> does, but the pace is so slow and the AI so hapless that they\u2019ll never feel too overwhelmed. Its bright colours and sharp, cel-shaded visual style will also appeal to children who already love all things Sanrio. If your age is in the double digits, though, you\u2019re seriously going to struggle to get much out of it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"conclusion\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">Conclusion<\/h2>\n<p>We like Hello Kitty as much as the next guy, but unless the next guy&#8217;s 7 years old they&#8217;re not going to be able to squeeze much fun out of this one. Nothing it does is particularly terrible (other than its odd drifting mechanic), but everything&#8217;s so slow and so easy that a huge proportion of the Hello Kitty fanbase will be bored to tears within the two short hours it takes to unlock everything.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s odd what passes for rare these days. Take Hello KItty Kruisers, for example; released physically on the Wii U in limited numbers, it can be bought on the Wii U eShop for a mere ten bucks and yet the boxed version regularly sells to collectors for upwards of $60 online. Thankfully, the game has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nintendo-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}