{"id":100568,"date":"2019-09-21T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-09-21T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2019\/09\/feature_10_strangest_moments_in_captain_n_the_game_master"},"modified":"2019-09-21T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-09-21T17:00:00","slug":"feature-10-strangest-moments-in-captain-n-the-game-master","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/2019\/09\/21\/feature-10-strangest-moments-in-captain-n-the-game-master\/","title":{"rendered":"Feature: 10 Strangest Moments In Captain N: The Game Master"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"media_block\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/90c656542e69b\/large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/90c656542e69b\/small.jpg\" class=\"media_thumbnail\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>Super Smash Bros.<\/strong>? Pffft, <em>garbage<\/em>. The Marvel Cinematic Universe? Complete <em>trash<\/em>. <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/3ds\/project_x_zone\">Project X Zone<\/a><\/strong>? Hmmm, we appreciate your thinking but even so, nope. The greatest crossover of all time turned 30 years old this month and none of you selfish sods even noticed. We\u2019re talking, of course, about <strong>Captain N: The Game Master<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>This Saturday morning cartoon series by DiC (snigger) \u2013 the same production company behind the <strong>Super Mario Bros. Super Show<\/strong> and <strong>Legend of Zelda<\/strong> cartoons \u2013 told the story of Kevin Keene, a teenage lad whose TV turns into a warp zone while he\u2019s playing the NES. He\u2019s sucked into his telly and ends up trapped in Videoland, a new universe where all the characters and environments are from Nintendo games.<\/p>\n<p>The prophecy (because there\u2019s always a prophecy) determines that Kevin is the heroic Captain N, who will save Videoland from the evil Mother Brain (the one from the end of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/nes\/metroid\">Metroid<\/a><\/strong>), and her minions including King Hippo from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/nes\/punch-out_featuring_mr_dream\">Punch-Out!!<\/a><\/strong> and the Eggplant Wizard from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/nes\/kid_icarus\">Kid Icarus<\/a><\/strong> and Dr Wily from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/nes\/mega_man\"><strong>Mega Man<\/strong><\/a>. Helping Kevin out are the rest of the \u2018N Team\u2019, consisting of Simon Belmont from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/nes\/castlevania\">Castlevania<\/a><\/strong>, Mega Man from&#8230; um, Mega Man, and Pit from Kid Icarus (though he\u2019s actually called &#8216;Kid Icarus&#8217; here). Oh, and there\u2019s also Princess Lana, who isn\u2019t from any game and just seems to be there as a love interest for Kevin.<\/p>\n<p>Over the course of 34 gloriously bizarre episodes between September 1989 and October 1991, Captain N captured the imaginations of many Nintendo fans \u2013 including this writer, who still thinks it\u2019s the greatest cartoon ever \u2013 who always dreamed of what it would be like to live in their favourite Nintendo games. And, as it turned out, games they\u2019d barely heard of, too. Allow us then, dear reader, to take you on a tour of Videoland\u2019s odder moments. In a show filled with bizarre situations and ridiculous premises, these are the ones that made us think <em>\u201ceh?\u201d<\/em> more than any other.<\/p>\n<p>While you read about these gloriously strange highlights from this glorious cult show, please also join us in doing what everyone seems to have forgotten to do and raise your glasses to Captain N. Happy 30th anniversary, pal, you made this writer\u2019s childhood a significantly happier one for being part of it.<\/p>\n<div>\n<div class=\"list-item\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">1. The Videolympics<\/h2>\n<aside class=\"picture embed img-900x\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/c278889dc97c9\/the-videolympics.large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/c278889dc97c9\/the-videolympics.900x.jpg\" alt=\"The Videolympics\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>This two-part episode has the evil Mother Brain challenging the N Team to a series of athletic contests on Mount Icarus. The bet: if her team wins, Mother Brain will be the new Princess of Videoland. If they lose, she and her minions will never set foot outside of the Metroid universe again.<\/p>\n<p>Cue a bunch of strange events including Mega Man and Dr Wily competing in a 400-yard dash through an electrified construction site, Lana and King Hippo in a diving contest over a shark-infested waterfall and \u2013 best of all \u2013 a tag-team wrestling match where an enormous Donkey Kong simply sits on the entire ring to win.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"list-item\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">2. Simon Belmont falls in love with Mother Brain<\/h2>\n<aside class=\"picture embed img-900x\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/8db7e630c3703\/simon-belmont-falls-in-love-with-mother-brain.large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/8db7e630c3703\/simon-belmont-falls-in-love-with-mother-brain.900x.jpg\" alt=\"Simon Belmont falls in love with Mother Brain\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>One of the fascinating things about Captain N, you see, is the way it manages to get so much wrong and yet still be entertaining. Mega Man is a fat green guy with a raspy voice, Pit is called Kid Icarus and Simon Belmont \u2013 the heroic vampire slayer from Castlevania \u2013 is an egotistical coward who\u2019s pretty much here to be the butt of most jokes.<\/p>\n<p>One example of Simon\u2019s tomfoolery is the Mr &amp; Mrs Mother Brain episode, where Simon steals one of Kid Icarus\u2019s love arrows to try to make Lana fall in love with him. He misses, hits himself and ends up falling in love with the enormous Mother Brain instead. It\u2019s up to Kid Icarus and Mega Man to climb Mount Icarus to find an antidote while a chained-up Simon continues to profess his undying love for a 30-foot brain in a jar voiced by the guy who was the plant in <strong>Little Shop of Horrors<\/strong>. Read that sentence again and wonder why this show didn\u2019t win all the awards.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"list-item\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">3. Every episode with Game Boy in it<\/h2>\n<aside class=\"picture embed img-900x\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/945e0d335d694\/every-episode-with-game-boy-in-it.large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/945e0d335d694\/every-episode-with-game-boy-in-it.900x.jpg\" alt=\"Every episode with Game Boy in it\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>The second season of Captain N opens with an episode called Game Boy, where Lana\u2019s dad King Charles (who\u2019s trapped in a Mirror World, because reasons) manages to send the N Team a supercomputer to help them defeat Mother Brain once and for all.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out the \u2018supercomputer\u2019 in question is a sentient Game Boy, who speaks with an annoying robot voice, can fly, and can morph his screen and body into different things. It was an easy plot device for the writers to get the team out of any sticky situation, basically.<\/p>\n<p>Game Boy is basically the Scrappy Doo of Captain N: a strange and annoying addition to an already established team. It\u2019s probably fitting, too, because he was voiced by Frank Welker, better known as the voice of not only Megatron and Soundwave from <strong>Transformers<\/strong>, but also Scooby and Fred from <strong>Scooby-Doo<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"list-item\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">4. The world of Tetris<\/h2>\n<aside class=\"picture embed img-900x\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/edc968c2cd1ef\/the-world-of-tetris.large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/edc968c2cd1ef\/the-world-of-tetris.900x.jpg\" alt=\"The world of Tetris\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>Given the period it was on TV, it was only a matter of time before <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/gameboy\/tetris\">Tetris<\/a><\/strong> would eventually show up on Captain N. Sure enough, there were two episodes set in Tetris, a separate world where absolutely everything is square: all the buildings, the wheels on the cars, even the people who live there.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s even a band called the Blockheads, who play at a cafe called Cubies. Basically, any rubbish joke they could make out of things being made of blocks is jammed into these two episodes while \u2013 in true Captain N fashion \u2013 the actual point of Tetris itself is more or less forgotten. Still, it looks a bit like that <a class=\"external\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0\"><strong>Money For Nothing<\/strong><\/a> video by Dire Straits, so that\u2019s good.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"list-item\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">5. The broken Bayou Billy episode<\/h2>\n<aside class=\"picture embed img-900x\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/e34813f74d9ce\/the-broken-bayou-billy-episode.large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/e34813f74d9ce\/the-broken-bayou-billy-episode.900x.jpg\" alt=\"The broken Bayou Billy episode\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>The second episode of Captain N, called How\u2019s Bayou, was based on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/nes\/adventures_of_bayou_billy\">The Adventures of Bayou Billy<\/a><\/strong>, a Konami game notable for its <strong>Crocodile Dundee<\/strong>-like hero and the fact it had some lightgun shooter stages that supported the NES Zapper. This episode became more notorious for something else, though: <em>it was a mess.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The first time it aired on TV, it was clear that How\u2019s Bayou was an unfinished episode. Some lines were missing, some of the action felt off and the music sounded oddly generic. Even worse, some shots \u2013 like the one where Kevin is approached by a crocodile \u2013 didn\u2019t even have a background: just an animation cel on top of paper. The next time the episode aired (and every other time after that), the missing backgrounds were included and the music had been replaced.<\/p>\n<p>All\u2019s well that ends well? Not really: bizarrely, when Captain N was released on DVD in America in 2007, the How\u2019s Bayou episode used was the one from that original airing, meaning those missing backgrounds are back for good. Hooray!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"list-item\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">6. Simon thinks he&#8217;s Donkey Kong Jr<\/h2>\n<aside class=\"picture embed img-900x\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/a9a9c22b4cad2\/simon-thinks-hes-donkey-kong-jr.large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/a9a9c22b4cad2\/simon-thinks-hes-donkey-kong-jr.900x.jpg\" alt=\"Simon thinks he's Donkey Kong Jr\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>In case falling in love with Mother Brain wasn\u2019t enough, Simon Belmont suffers a similarly undignified adventure in a separate episode. We\u2019re just going to give you the plot here, because we reckon it speaks for itself. Jealous of Kevin\u2019s impressive skateboard skills, Simon sticks some wheels to an ironing board and ends up crashing, losing his memory.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, after numerous attempts by both the N Team and Mother Brain to get his memory back \/ brainwash him (delete as applicable), Simon eventually ends up on Kongoland and ends up believing Donkey Kong is his mother. Meanwhile, it\u2019s a race against time to get Simon to snap out of it, because over in the world of Castlevania, Dracula has summoned a bunch of zombies.<\/p>\n<p>Look, <em>we don\u2019t know.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"list-item\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">7. The tragic irony of Paperboy<\/h2>\n<aside class=\"picture embed img-900x\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/c62a4a13b8e30\/the-tragic-irony-of-paperboy.large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/c62a4a13b8e30\/the-tragic-irony-of-paperboy.900x.jpg\" alt=\"The tragic irony of Paperboy\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>In the Invasion of the Paper Pedalers episode, Mother Brain came up with her most dastardly idea yet: she infiltrated the printing presses in News World \u2013 a world based on <strong>Paperboy<\/strong> \u2013 and replaced the normal ink with hypnotic ink. When the citizens of News World read the paper, they immediately fell under Mother Brain\u2019s control and became her hypnotized zombie army ready to do her bidding.<\/p>\n<p>The N Team eventually teams up with a young paperboy called Julio and save the day\u2026 but how come Julio was able to help them? Surely as the young lad delivering these gimmicked newspapers he\u2019d be the first to get hypnotised? Not so: it turns out Julio\u2019s father had lost his job, so in order to help feed his family, Julio started skipping school to deliver newspapers instead. As a result, Julio CAN\u2019T READ. That\u2019s right kids, illiteracy saved the day!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"list-item\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">8. The clip show that \u2018didn\u2019t exist\u2019<\/h2>\n<aside class=\"picture embed img-900x\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/cd8b944c1161e\/the-clip-show-that-ldidnrt-existr.large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/cd8b944c1161e\/the-clip-show-that-ldidnrt-existr.900x.jpg\" alt=\"The clip show that \u2018didn\u2019t exist\u2019\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>Here\u2019s some odd Captain N lore for you (which, incidentally, works great as a pick-up line). At the end of the second season, an episode called When Mother Brain Rules aired. It was basically a clip show showing various moments from the first two seasons. There were two versions: a strange one that aired on NBC which had an odd generic narrator and showed the clips to music with no voices, and one that was spotted on Chicago station WGN with the voices restored and Simon Belmont doing the narration.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u2019t really matter which episode is supposed to be the right one, because apparently the episodes \u2018don\u2019t exist\u2019. According to an exec at Shout Factory (who released the Captain N DVDs in America), DiC claimed it had no master tape of the episode, and didn\u2019t have any mention of it in its company records. It\u2019s possible that NBC made its own clip show episode, but then how do you explain the other version on WGN? We\u2019re asking you, specifically: how do you explain it? What\u2019s that, you can\u2019t? Hmmm. How convenient. We\u2019re keeping an eye on you.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"list-item\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">9. When actual sports stars appeared<\/h2>\n<aside class=\"picture embed img-900x\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/dae5e0f36530b\/when-actual-sports-stars-appeared.large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/dae5e0f36530b\/when-actual-sports-stars-appeared.900x.jpg\" alt=\"When actual sports stars appeared\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>The NES wasn\u2019t without its fair share of celebrity-endorsed sports games, and while it may have seemed like licensing issues would have prevented these games from appearing in a show like Captain N, it seems that by the third and final season anything went. Case in point: the episode called Pursuit of the Magic Hoop (look, stop laughing), where the N Team travel to Hoop Mountain and bump into basketball icon Larry Bird.<\/p>\n<p>And then there\u2019s baseball and American football legend Bo Jackson, who appears in another sporting episode entitled Battle of the Baseball Know-it-Alls. Neither Bird nor Bo have their real voices, but they\u2019re both referred to by their names so it\u2019s definitely supposed to be them, which throws up more questions than it answers. How can they be in Videoland but <em>still<\/em> be in the real world? Have they been sucked into Videoland too? If so, why aren\u2019t they trying to get out? And haven\u2019t their respective sports teams noticed their star players are gone? HELP US, reader.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"list-item\">\n<h2 class=\"heading\">10. The complete lack of Nintendo<\/h2>\n<aside class=\"picture embed img-900x\">\n<div class=\"img\"><a href=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/61e7a05cab2ff\/the-complete-lack-of-nintendo.large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.nintendolife.com\/61e7a05cab2ff\/the-complete-lack-of-nintendo.900x.jpg\" alt=\"The complete lack of Nintendo\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>Believe it or not, across all 34 episodes (well, 33 if you don\u2019t count the clip show), the word Nintendo is never uttered a single time in Captain N. It wasn\u2019t entirely unprecedented: the 1989 movie <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/news\/2019\/09\/the_wizard_is_getting_a_30th_anniversary_blu-ray_release\">The Wizard<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 which is basically a glorious 100-minute celebration of all things Nintendo \u2013 never mentions the company by name, either. Indeed, the show was originally going to be called Captain Nintendo before DiC made the call to change it.<\/p>\n<p>There was a pretty good reason for this: the Children\u2019s Television Act of 1990. After a decade of \u201880s cartoons designed to promote toy lines \u2013 hang your heads, Transformers, <strong>GI Joe<\/strong> and <strong>He-Man<\/strong> \u2013 the US Congress decided to step in and pass a law banning \u201cprogram-length commercials\u201d: in other words, shows that were just adverts for products. DiC\u2019s logic was that since Captain N didn\u2019t actually mention Nintendo by name, it couldn\u2019t <em>realistically<\/em> be considered a program-length commercial for Nintendo. Then someone said \u201cwhat about the Game Boy, then?\u201d and they suddenly disappeared in a puff of smoke.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Well, these were our strangest moments in captain N&#8230; but what about yours? Celebrate Kevin&#8217;s 30th birthday with a comment below!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Smash Bros.? Pffft, garbage. The Marvel Cinematic Universe? Complete trash. Project X Zone? Hmmm, we appreciate your thinking but even so, nope. The greatest crossover of all time turned 30 years old this month and none of you selfish sods even noticed. We\u2019re talking, of course, about Captain N: The Game Master. This Saturday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nintendo-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickgaming.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}